February 2012
Me: ugh i really need to lose weight. from now on, no more junk food.
Bag of Chips: hey baby come over here and open me up, you know you want to.
Me:
Bag of Chips:
Me:
Bag of Chips:
Me: well alright.
Most annoying things on Facebook
“I hate being single.” Well, that’s no way to get a gf/bf
“500 likes & I’ll do this.” STFU, no one cares
Slutty pictures. And you wonder why people judge you
When people make a status every 5 seconds. GET A LIFE
People complain about people complaining. Ignore it
When people talk about other people. Grow the fuck up
People taking pictures of their...
I want to tie a piece of string to every single...
lovelynden:
Because I hate you.
e_e
Parents: Wow, you look gorgeous! You're so beautiful!
Relatives: Surely you have 14 boyfriends & boys are falling at your feet.
Friends: Omg you're sooooo pretty.
Guys: I've never really seen this species of animal before.
Me: Let me sleep.
Brain: No, I'm gonna make you overthink about every little decision you've made in your entire life.
Scientists say that the universe is made up of...
They forgot to mention morons.
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Wednesdays would be so boring if it wasn't for...
January 2012
You can chose to be happy, or you can choose to be...
Sometimes when I'm bored I like to lay on my...
No matter how strong a girl is, she always has a...
